Whenever someone lets a ripe one rip, just press this big red button and humiliate them. It's great for your cubicle or home office. Keep it handy because you never know when someone will pass by...
and pass gas!
* I'd Blame The Dog, but I don't have One
* Are we near a Zoo, or did that smell Come from You.
* Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices!
* Silent But Deadly!
* Tell Me, Do Farts Have Lumps?
* Theres no Gas Shortage Here